Welcome to our new occasional feature; Sheeple Say the Funniest Things.
Shouted from a van at the traffic lights in Brighton*:
What are those fuckin’ ear rings in your fuckin’ ears mate?!!
Refering to the 50mm tunnels in my ears – I didn’t answer as I assumed that this was a rhetorical question, as they are rings and they are indeed in my ears 
*Brighton is probably the most tollerant places in the U.K. and has a very cosmopolitan population – I ,therefor, am forced to conclude that these comments were from an out-of-towner.